Pretty much the gold standard of today’s medium format DSLRs. All I need now is a spare $70k to get me a nice PhaseOne kit. By the way, I’ve been meaning to ask you if I could borrow $70k… Anyone??
Having a medium format camera is one thing but it seems that lenses are also needed. Who knew?? This would be my first lens with the PhaseOne system.
The equivalent of a 28 mm lens when comparing it 35 mm sensor size lenses, this is an ideal lens for the travel photographer like me.
The “normal” lens for the PhaseOne system. As a rule I’m not a fan of “normal” but in this case I’ll make an exception.
The super sharp details that you can get with the combination of super high megapixel back and macro lens, is astonishing.
Being able to shoot super high speed frame rates gives that super slo-mo look to your films. Kind of like the way I feel before coffee every morning but sexier. This is one badass camera and I’d love to play with one for a few years.

This super fast wide angle lens is ideal for night photography and I’m all about night photography… and cheese.
Zeiss Telephoto 85mm f/1.4 ZE Planar T* Manual Focus Lens
Wicked people picture taking will be done with this fast 85mm which will produce stunning bokeh. Now if I just knew how to pronounce bokeh…
Zeiss Otus 85mm f/1.4 Apo Planar T* ZE Lens for Canon EF Mount
Just when you thought that Zeiss couldn’t get any better and then BOOM! Otus is here! The most important word that I can use to describe this lens is not wow, or awesome but rather… GIMMEE!!
Just an average lens for the everyday billionaire. As a Zeiss ambassador, they really should give me one of these… Right?
Schneider PC TS Super-Angulon 50mm f/2.8 Lens
I loves me some tilt shift action… On my lenses (let’s keep it clean people!). Can you say “Dream Lens?” Good, I knew you could.
Sigma 200-500mm f/2.8 EX DG APO IF Autofocus Lens
It’s mean, it’s green, and hey I’m allowed to dream. This would be perfect for that two month safari I also can’t afford.
Sigma 120-300mm f/2.8 DG OS HSM Lens
Zoom, zoooooom…. Fast and wide ranging superzoom. I’ll take it! And yes, I’ll have fries with that.
I’m intrigued by these technical cameras from Alpa as I think they would be a lot of fun to play with for a lot of the landscape and architectural images I shoot. Having a fancy pants PhaseOne digital back on this sucker can’t hurt too.
RODENSTOCK/ALPA HR ALPAGON 5.6/23 MM, LB
Mixing these old school lenses with top of the line medium format digital backs is a cool concept and one sure to produce some stunning results if you need to print huge size prints.
RODENSTOCK/ALPA HR ALPAGON 4.0/40 MM, SB17
Same as above except in a 40mm version of wide angle goodness.
MDX-5DMKIII Underwater Housing with Canon EOS 5DIII Body
Step one… Get PADI certified so I can actually use this somewhere other than my bathtub. Step two… Bora Bora.
DJI Phantom 2 Pre-Assembled Bundle
Up, up… and AWAY! I can’t wait to get my hands on one of these for all those previously impossible shots from vantage points that were inaccessible without a set of anti-gravity boots with gyroscopic stabilizers. Of course, I’ll also be happy to get a pair of anti-gravity boots with gyroscopic stabilizers.
G-Technology 32TB (8 x 4TB) G-Speed Studio XL Hard Drive Array
32TB? I want one of these just to have the incentive to fill it full of delicious travel photos from every corner of the planet. And when I said one, I meant four. ;-)
Wacom Cintiq 24HD 24″ Touch Creative Pen Display
Pardon me as I wipe the drool off of my face as I type this. I have it on good authority that these are made in Shangri-la by elves and delivered by unicorns. Photo editing doesn’t get more fun than when using the Cintiq!
Wacom Cintiq 13HD 13.3″ Interactive Pen Display
Aww, isn’t it cute? I like cute so needless to say I need one of these. Yes NEED. :•p
Profoto Pro-8A 2400 Air Power Pack
Let there be light!! And with this sucker the’s gonna be a whole lotta light.
Profoto Pro-B4 1000 Air Pack with Battery and Charger
Let there be light… Anywhere, anytime!!! It doesn’t get any better than this for portable light solutions unless you can control the sun. Still working on that.
Profoto Striplight – Large – 75″
Striplight?? No, that’s not a light for strippers!! But it would make a killer cool set of lights for portraits. Let’s add a half dozen of these to my kit please.
Profoto Striplight – Small – 28″
Sigh… Not for stripping furniture, c’mon people! Little brother to the above light… Want!
The true “One Ring to Rule them All”. Eat your heart out Sauron.
Profoto ProHead Plus Flash Head with Zoom Reflector
I’m not even going to attempt a joke here… too easy, way too easy.
Limelite Studiolite SLED8 DMX LED Lightbank
These super soft lights are ideal for portrait shoots but they do not make pancakes and coffee for you in the morning. Still looking for those lights.
Limelite Studiolite SLED4 DMX LED Lightbank
Little sister to the above lights… Alas, also not pancake capable but still my top choice for portrait lighting.
Limelite Limelite Mosaic Bi-Color LED Panel
Balancing colour temperature in your interior photography has never been easier than with these babies.